Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
i’m just so deeply in love with hockey players
Why does my birthday have to be one of the worst days of my year every. single. year.
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
The tour group
The video is literally fucking gold